Are You Kidding
Dateline, Las Vegas: A man by the name of Todd Phillips, who one must assume is either very stupid or severely retarded, is ruining it for everyone. He is, it appears, “that guy.” The one who lives in his mother’s basement, the one who still wears footie pajamas. Oh, and the one who helped set in motion the abolishment of Ladies’ nights. Mr. Phillips, who since he passed the bar thinks it gives him the right to sue at will, is suing a Las Vegas health club for discounting rates for women. He is obviously one of the 10% of people who don’t get “it.” Mr. Phillips, the health club discounts rates for people who are prettier than you to use them as bait to attract ugly people such as yourself. An even bigger moron by the name of Adam Russin sued Mandalay Bay for giving discounts to women for their TOPLESS POOL!!! So instead of thanking the owners for their brand of genious and generosity, Mr. Russin decided to make a sausagefest out of the sexiest pool in the US. Way to go guys. I hope both your penises turn gangrenous and fall off.
